This is to replace the one that I cancelled since I’ve had a giveaway for these tights before and it was popular
Rules: must be following me
Gotta be cool with giving me your address
Winner receives: 1 pair of either of these tights. Or any other tights of equal or lesser value on eBay you know the drill
ENDS: December 10th
Send me an ask if you have any questions!
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
WHATA THE FUCK
Who are you
Whats your favorite color
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM
Rapunzel and Flynn takin’ a peek at your blog!
OH MY GOD
*covers up blog* Nothing to see here, you two! Eh heh heh…
the past was fucked up
the present ain’t too much better
Julie Andrews - Costume Fitting for Mary Poppins
How is this so high quality?
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.
Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.
…and history remembers her as pretty.
AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY